The Dumb Shirt Selfie Brigade

I love photos of guys who are fully clothed except for their cock.  But they need to choose their ensemble carefully.  No matter how impressive your penis is, a dumb outfit can ruin the effect.

1. Cookie Monster?

2. The hospital-style bathrobe makes you look like an invalid, regardless of what's jutting out.

3. How am I supposed to look at your cock when I'm trying to read all of that?

4. Sure, multicolored cotton-candy hair is hot.

5.  Will Grandma want her sweater back when she finds out you borrowed it for an aroused
selfie?

More after the break.