Florida



Fall 2001

Sept:
1. I am sharing a house on 25th Street in Wilton Manors with Yuri and Barney, and working as a fitness trainer at Barney's Gym (CSCS Certification), and English and writing instructor at the Police Academy
2. I date Matt, the security guard who dumps me for an older guy.

Oct:

Nov:
Conference in Atlanta

Dec: 
1. Christmas in Rock Island (my old high school teacher makes the most homophobic statement  I have ever heard).
2. Dick, my old bully, and the Pizza Boy




Spring 2002

Jan:

Feb: 
Sharing the Coffee Drinker with Yuri.

March:
1. Date with the Brazilian Drag Queen.
2, Paris-Brussels-Amsterdam. Hookup with the West African custodian in Paris

April: 

Barney and I share the former Nickelodeon child star.

May:





Summer 2002

June: 
1.I begin dating Wade the Real Beach Boy.  We date for about a year.
2. Barney's visiting friend, the  shy boy in the third row.
3. Yuri tells about his first boyfriend, in the Russian army.

July:
1. Indianapolis and Garrett. Dad STILL hasn't figured it out.
2. Conference in Brisbane, Australia; In Search of Australian Aboriginal Men

August:







Fall 2002

Still living with Barney and Yuri and working as a fitness trainer, plus a visiting professor at Florida Atlantic University.

Sept:
Wade hooks up with Barney's boyfriend, the Giant; later he invites me to share.

Oct:
Date with the Gay Psychic Angel.

Nov:
Conference in Chicago.

Dec:

1. Date with Jack the Vacuum Cleaner.

2. The Young Republican from my religion class asks me to a Christmas party at his country club.

I stay in Florida for Christmas.



Spring 2003

Jan:

Feb:


March: 

1. Sausage Sighting of The Sikh at Barney's Gym
2. Back to West Hollywood and San Francisco.  Desperately Seeking Kevin the Vampire.
3. Randall the Muscle Bear tells us about an alleged three-way between Pat Boone, Dick Sargent, and a teenage fan.

April:


May:

Date with Arjun with the weird pickup.






Summer 2003

June:
Travel to Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam.  Date with Janik the Frisian bodybuilder at the Horseman's Club.

July:
Hookup with Remy, the Filling Station regular.

August:
1. David hooks up with a college boy in an elevator in Montreal.
David and I pick up a teenage hitchhiker on the way to Key West.
2. Yuri and I share his boyfriend, Jim the Baseball Player
3. Back to Rock Island.  Trip to Washington and Mount Vernon, Iowa, to meet the son of Mr. Blowfish and spend the day with him.




Fall 2003

Sept:

Oct: 
1. A darkroom bait-and-switch with a guy who turns out to be intersexed.
2. Friends with the straight guy who never figures it out.

Nov:
Conference in Denver.


Dec:
Christmas in Indianapolis







Spring 2004

Jan:
Kentucky in January for my uncle's funeral: I reunite with mKentucky Kinfolk

Feb: 
1. Fixing up the Georgia Boy with a cute young thing
2. Yuri and I share Victor and his Sleazoid Daddy.
3. Yuri's Revenge: The Florida Cowboy with the Kovbasa+

March:
1. The Worst Date in Florida History.
2. Paris-Brussels-Amsterdam.Jean the Violinist in Paris, who wouldn't let me touch his instrument.

April:
The surprise in Comic Book Guy's Bedroom

May:


Summer 2004

June:
1. Back to Rock Island.
2.  Wade the beach boy at the Bear Party

July:
1. A week in San Francisco
2. Visiting Larry in New Mexico: finding Larry's fetish and my grandmother's gay connection.
3. Cruising in Tucumcari and in the Navajo Nation.

Aug:

Jaan from Estonia visits.






Fall 2004

Sept:
1. At a hurricane party, Yuri Steals My Boyfriend.
2. Yuri's new new boyfriend, the Bodybuilder Who Never Got Naked.
3. Wade the Beach Boy cruises in Hawaii.

Oct:

Nov:
Conference in Nashville.

Dec:
1. The Gift of the Magi: At Christmastime, Yuri and I trade hookups.
2. Yuri and I spend Christmas in Paris.




Spring 2005

Jan:
The high school bodybuilder.

Feb:
Three job interviews.  Hooking up on a job interview.

March:
1. Back to L.A. for the Oscar Party.
2. Two job interviews.  I reunite with Cousin George and his boyfriend in South Carolina.

April:
1. The annoyingly upbeat Boy Who Cried Fabulous.

2. We  give a makeover to The Ugly Guy.

May:



Summer 2005

June:
1. I escape to the gay haven of Slovakia, where I teach at an alternative high school.

July:
Looking for beefcake at  the Slovak water park.
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August:
1. l Travel to Germany, Hungary, and the Czech Republic with Doc. 
2, Bathhouse Boy #7, Bartek, in Prague.
3. I return to the U.S. and move to Dayton


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