1. I am sharing a house on 25th Street in Wilton Manors with Yuri and Barney, and working as a fitness trainer at Barney's Gym (CSCS Certification), and English and writing instructor at the Police Academy
2. I date Matt, the security guard who dumps me for an older guy.
Conference in Atlanta
1. Christmas in Rock Island (my old high school teacher makes the most homophobic statement I have ever heard).
2. Dick, my old bully, and the Pizza Boy
Sharing the Coffee Drinker with Yuri.
1. Date with the Brazilian Drag Queen.
2, Paris-Brussels-Amsterdam. Hookup with the West African custodian in Paris
Barney and I share the former Nickelodeon child star.
1.I begin dating Wade the Real Beach Boy. We date for about a year.
2. Barney's visiting friend, the shy boy in the third row.
3. Yuri tells about his first boyfriend, in the Russian army.
1. Indianapolis and Garrett. Dad STILL hasn't figured it out.
2. Conference in Brisbane, Australia; In Search of Australian Aboriginal Men
Still living with Barney and Yuri and working as a fitness trainer, plus a visiting professor at Florida Atlantic University.
Wade hooks up with Barney's boyfriend, the Giant; later he invites me to share.
Date with the Gay Psychic Angel.
Conference in Chicago.
1. Date with Jack the Vacuum Cleaner.
2. The Young Republican from my religion class asks me to a Christmas party at his country club.
I stay in Florida for Christmas.
1. Sausage Sighting of The Sikh at Barney's Gym
2. Back to West Hollywood and San Francisco. Desperately Seeking Kevin the Vampire.
3. Randall the Muscle Bear tells us about an alleged three-way between Pat Boone, Dick Sargent, and a teenage fan.
Date with Arjun with the weird pickup.
Travel to Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam. Date with Janik the Frisian bodybuilder at the Horseman's Club.
Hookup with Remy, the Filling Station regular.
1. David hooks up with a college boy in an elevator in Montreal.
David and I pick up a teenage hitchhiker on the way to Key West.
2. Yuri and I share his boyfriend, Jim the Baseball Player
3. Back to Rock Island. Trip to Washington and Mount Vernon, Iowa, to meet the son of Mr. Blowfish and spend the day with him.
1. A darkroom bait-and-switch with a guy who turns out to be intersexed.
2. Friends with the straight guy who never figures it out.
Conference in Denver.
Christmas in Indianapolis
Kentucky in January for my uncle's funeral: I reunite with my Kentucky Kinfolk
1. Fixing up the Georgia Boy with a cute young thing
2. Yuri and I share Victor and his Sleazoid Daddy.
3. Yuri's Revenge: The Florida Cowboy with the Kovbasa+
1. The Worst Date in Florida History.
2. Paris-Brussels-Amsterdam.Jean the Violinist in Paris, who wouldn't let me touch his instrument.
The surprise in Comic Book Guy's Bedroom
1. Back to Rock Island.
2. Wade the beach boy at the Bear Party
1. A week in San Francisco
2. Visiting Larry in New Mexico: finding Larry's fetish and my grandmother's gay connection.
Jaan from Estonia visits.
1. At a hurricane party, Yuri Steals My Boyfriend.
2. Yuri's new new boyfriend, the Bodybuilder Who Never Got Naked.
3. Wade the Beach Boy cruises in Hawaii.
Conference in Nashville.
1. The Gift of the Magi: At Christmastime, Yuri and I trade hookups.
2. Yuri and I spend Christmas in Paris.
The high school bodybuilder.
Three job interviews. Hooking up on a job interview.
1. Back to L.A. for the Oscar Party.
2. Two job interviews. I reunite with Cousin George and his boyfriend in South Carolina.
1. The annoyingly upbeat Boy Who Cried Fabulous.
2. We give a makeover to The Ugly Guy.
1. I escape to the gay haven of Slovakia, where I teach at an alternative high school.
Looking for beefcake at the Slovak water park.
1. l Travel to Germany, Hungary, and the Czech Republic with Doc.
2, Bathhouse Boy #7, Bartek, in Prague.
3. I return to the U.S. and move to Dayton