1. The shy boy in the third row.
2. The Gay Psychic Angel
3. Desperately Seeking Kevin the Vampire.
4. David and I pick up a teenage hitchhiker on the way to Key West.
5. The annoyingly upbeat Boy Who Cried Fabulous.
6. Cruising in Tucumcari7. The high school bodybuilder.
8. The Young Republican from my religion class.
9. .A three-way between Pat Boone, Dick Sargent, and a teenage fan.
10. Yuri and I share his boyfriend, Jim the Baseball Player
I am sharing a house on 25th Street in Wilton Manors, near Fort Lauderdale, with Yuri and Barney, and working as a fitness trainer at Barney's Gym (CSCS Certification), and English and writing instructor at the Police Academy. Regular hangouts are the Club Bathhouse and the Filling Station.
First boyfriend: Matt, the security guard who dumps me for an older guy.
Conference in Atlanta in November.
Christmas in Rock Island: my old high school teacher makes the most homophobic statement I have ever heard, and Dick, my old bully, is dating the Pizza Boy
Sharing the Coffee Drinker with Yuri and the former Nickelodeon child star with Barney. Date with the Brazilian Drag Queen
In March, Paris-Brussels-Amsterdam: Hookup with the West African custodian in Paris
I begin dating Wade the Real Beach Boy. We date for about a year.
I reunite with Barney's visiting friend, the shy boy in the third row, and Yuri tells about his first boyfriend, in the Russian army.
I take a job as a visiting professor at Florida Atlantic University.
Wade hooks up with Barney's boyfriend, the Giant; later he invites me to share. Meanwhile, I have a date with the Gay Psychic Angel and Jack the Vacuum Cleaner.
Nov: Conference in Chicago.
The Young Republican from my religion class asks me to a Christmas party at his country club.
I stay in Florida for Christmas.
Sausage Sighting of The Sikh at Barney's Gym
March: Back to West Hollywood and San Francisco. Desperately Seeking Kevin the Vampire; and Randall the Muscle Bear tells us about an alleged three-way between Pat Boone, Dick Sargent, and a teenage fan.
Date with Arjun with the weird pickup line.
Travel to Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam. Date with Janik the Frisian bodybuilder at the Horseman's Club. Then to Rock Island. Trip to Washington and Mount Vernon, Iowa, to meet the son of Mr. Blowfish and spend the day with him.
David visits: he hooks up with a college boy in an elevator in Montreal, and we pick up a teenage hitchhiker on the way to Key West.
A darkroom bait-and-switch with a guy who turns out to be intersexed, and I make friends with the straight guy who never figures it out.
Conference in Denver; Christmas in Indianapolis
In Kentucky in January for my uncle's funeral: I reunite with my Kentucky Kinfolk
I fixing up the Georgia Boy with a cute young thing; Yuri and I share Victor and his Sleazoid Daddy, and Yuri takes me to meet The Florida Cowboy with the Kovbasa+
I go on the Worst Date in Florida History, and discover the surprise in Comic Book Guy's Bedroom
A week in San Francisco, then visiting Larry in New Mexico: finding Larry's fetish; grandmother's gay connection; Cruising in Tucumcari and in the Navajo Nation.
In August, Jaan from Estonia visits.
At a hurricane party, Yuri Steals My Boyfriend; meanwhile he gets a new new boyfriend, the Bodybuilder Who Never Got Naked, and Wade the Beach Boy cruises in Hawaii.
Conference in Nashville in November.
At Christmastime, Yuri and I trade hookups, and then fly out to Paris for the holidays.
Dates with the high school bodybuilder and the annoyingly upbeat Boy Who Cried Fabulous.
Several job interviews (Hooking up on a job interview). On one in South Carolina, I I reunite with Cousin George and his boyfriend
Back to L.A. for the Oscar Party.
Yuri and I give a makeover to The Ugly Guy.
I escape to the gay haven of Slovakia, where I teach at an alternative high school (looking for beefcake at the Slovak water park). Doc and I travel to Germany, Hungary, and the Czech Republic (Bartek the Bathhouse boy in Prague).
When I return to the U.S., I spent a week in Indianapolis, then move to Dayton.