I am a visiting assistant professor  at the University of Dayton, living in a two-bedroom apartment in Fairborn, Ohio, where Gay people absolutely do not exist.  I drive into Columbus every weekend.


1. Clintin, who dropped out of Wilberforce University
2. Ethan, the boy in the wheel chair (Bondage Boy #13)
3. Tony, met through the Chinese food guy.
4.  Remy the Jerk.
5. My friend with benefits  learns about gay men.

6. How the blind guy handles sausage sightings.

1. The Huber Heights Horror 

1. Conference in Toronto.
2. Thanksgiving in Indianapolis (My relatives never figure it out)
3. Rock Island for Christmas.
4. Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam. The Dutch Caribbean African guy at the Horseman's Club.
4. Conference in South Africa (In search of sex and languages in South Africa)

5. David from San Francisco visits.

Sausage Sightings/Beefcake:
1. Mstudent offers a nude car wash.


Second year at the University of Dayton. 

1. My two closeted boyfriends
2. The boyfriend who is too good in bed

1. The only guy who has ever criticized my size.

1. My Big, Flashy, Screaming-Queen Cousin.
2. Conference in New York
3. Indianapolis for Christmas.
4. Lane and I compete in  the Great Trick-Off of 2007
5. Easter at the Bathhouse.

5. In London, I pick up the South Asian Emo Boy who refuses to leave.
6. In France, I meet Farshad, the French Moroccan on my sausage list.
7. David from San Francisco visits.

Sausage Sightings/Beefcake:
1. I Sleep with a Catholic priest


Third year at the University of Dayton.  

1. Ari, the linguist who wouldn't shut up
2. The Fireman (Small Sausage #11).
3. Roland, the Math Teacher Bondage Boy
4. Hit on by a high school boy
5. Carlos and his two secrets.

1. Weekly bear parties: The Bottom Named Rode.


1. Conference in Atlanta.
2. Christmas in Indianapolis: I hook up with Jim, one of the youngest mayors in Indiana.
3. The Flight Attendant.
4. To Indianapolis and Kankakee for my niece's wedding: The Catholic Boy's Bulge
5. Conference in Boston. Hookup with Harvard Boy #4: Hunter the Historian.

Sausage Sightings/Beefcake:

1. The Student Who Had Erotic Daydreams in Class
2. The waiter at the Lone Star (Sausage Sighting #17); and  the Winner of the Biggest Penis Contest.

In August, I move to Upstate New York.


I am teaching at SUNY Cooperstown, with a two-bedroom apartment on a hill near the campus.  I drive into Albany regularly.

1. The Rich Kid and the Crying Truck Driver
2. The Rapper and the Grabby Male Nurse
3. The Satyr.  I date Chad, the Satyr's roommate, from October through February.
4. The Klingon and thSword Swallower
5. Tthe Pitcher with the Secret Move.
6. The Stonewall Veteran and the Bodybuilder in the Park.
7. The Water Delivery Man.  
8. I start dating Troy, a SUNY graduate who majored in French (The Satyr sabotages me).

1. Election Date Hookup: The Bathhouse Boy.
2. Picked up by the boy and his dog.

Travel:1. Conference in St. Louis (public encounters in the darkroom of a gay bar).
2. Back to Indianapolis for Christmas: Nephew Sausage Sighting #5: "Do I Measure Up?"
3. Spring Break in West Hollywood and San Francisco: Rick the Hard Master tells about topping Scott Baio.
4.  Matt's Black and White Ball.
5. Yuri flies over from London: Yuri and the Penis Size Contest
6. Blake and His Boyfriend: Are All Opera Singers Gigantic?)
7. Indianapolis via Cleveland.


Second year at SUNY Cooperstown.


1. Troy moves in (The Satyr tells us about his hookup with Sylvester Stallone.)

1. I take Troy to Montreal for his first video booth.
2. Conference in Philadelphia.
3. Christmas in Indianapolis, then Northern Indiana to visit crazy fundamentalist relatives.
4. New Year's in Paris
5. Visiting Yuri in Minsk.
6. Doc from Vienna visits.  We go to Montreal.
7. Indianapolis via Cleveland.

Sausage Sightings:
1. The Crazy Bodybuilder downstairs. 


Third year at SUNY Cooperstown.  Converting the fundamentalist boy in my intro class.


The Weirdest Place to Pick Up a Twink

1. Conference in San Francisco in November: Fangorn tells about his hookup with Allen Ginsberg, and David tells about his hookup with Skyler Stone.
2. Sausage Sighting of My Cousin Graydon, Almost.
3. The Shy Boy Who Wouldn't Leave our Room.
4. Troy's Wild Ride in Hell-fer-Sartain.
5. A week with Yuri in Paris and Amsterdam.
6. Troy and I travel to Indianapolis via Cleveland (Shared Stud #19: Troy wants to try being a top)


Fourth year at SUNY Cooperstown.


1. Troy and my friend with benefits
2. Asian Date #17: Mike at the Bear Party

3. become a creepy old guy.
4. Finding the Mormon missionary again after 30 years.

1. Conference in Washington DC in November.
2. We stay home for Christmas.
3. Job interview in Philadelphia in February.
4. Back to Indiana for a funeral.
5. Indianapolis via Cleveland (I spend the night with Fred's Son).
6. Yuri visits.

Move to Philadelphia.


I have a  temporary job at a small liberal arts college near Philadelphia, and a t
errible studio on 10th and Spruce Street, in the heart of the gay neighborhood of Washington Square West.  


1. The transman and his angry inch
2. Assaulted by a naked man in the locker room
3. Election Night Hookup: Oscar the Irish Bodybuilder; 4. Asian Date #18 (Akamu).
5. The Surly, Crazy-Eyed Guy with the Mortadella+

1. Conference in Chicago.
2. Horrible flight back to Indianapolis for Christmas.
3. David visits: The Great Hookup Contest of Philadelphia
4. I pick up a boy and his Daddy at an airport in Montana.

5. Indianapolis for my nephew's wedding (Nephew Sausage Sighting 2: Frank).

Sausage Sightings/Beefcake:
1. My Textbook Rep is a Porn Star; 

I move back Upstate, and stay with Troy for the summer, then to the Plains.

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