Ohio/Upstate

Fall 2005

Sept:

1. I am living in a two-bedroom apartment in Fairborn, Ohio, where Gay people absolutely do not exist, and teaching at the University of Dayton.
2. Date with Clintin, who dropped out of Wilberforce University after protesting a homophobic play.
3. Ethan, the boy in the wheel chair (Bondage Boy #13)

Oct:

1. Date with Tony, met through the Chinese food guy,
2.  Date with Remy the Jerk 

Nov:
1. Hookups with the Huber Heights Horror.
2.  Conference in Toronto.
3. My relatives never figure it out.

Dec:

Rock Island for Christmas.




Spring 2006 

Jan:


Feb:
My friend with benefits  learns about gay men.

March:

1. How the blind guy handles sausage sightings.
2. Spring break in Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam. The Dutch Caribbean African guy at the Horseman's Club invites me home to meet his kid brother Eli.
April:

May:
My student offers a nude car wash.





Summer 2006

June:

I investigate the secret life of Rod the Pharmacist.

July:
1. In search of sex and languages in South Africa.
2. David from San Francisco visits.

August:












Fall 2006

Sept:
Dating Charlie, a high school football coach, and Paul, who wants to be a writer. (My two closeted boyfriends and the boyfriend who is too good in bed)

Oct: 
Charlie's ex, the only guy who has ever criticized my size.

Nov:
Conference in New York.

Dec:
Indianapolis for Christmas.







Spring 2007

Jan:

Feb:
3 job interviews, including one in Los Angeles, where Lane and I compete in  the Great Trick-Off of 2007

March:

April:
1. Easter at the Bathhouse.
2. At a spirituality conference, I Sleep with a Catholic priest

May:




Summer 2007

June:
1.  I visit Yuri and his boyfriend Michael in London, and pick up the South Asian Emo Boy
2. They fix me up with Justin,  but the Emo Boy refuses to leave.
3. Later, in France, I meet Farshad, the French Moroccan on my sausage list..

July:
David from San Francisco visits.

August:










Fall 2007

Sept:

1. Date with Ari, the linguist who wouldn't shut up.
2. The Fireman (Small Sausage #11).

Oct:

Nov: 
1. Conference in Atlanta.
2. The Student Who Had Erotic Daydreams in Class

Dec:
Weekly bear parties: The Bottom Named Rode.











Spring 2008

Jan:
I hook up with Jim, one of the youngest mayors in Indiana history, and his boyfriend.

Feb:

March:
8 job interviews. The Flight Attendant (Fantasy Hookup #10).

April:
1. Roland, the Math Teacher Bondage Boy
2. The waiter at the Lone Star (Sausage Sighting #17).
3. The Winner of the Biggest Penis Contest.
4.  Hit on by a high school boy

May:
Carlos and his two secrets.




Summer 2008

June:

Travel to Indianapolis and Kankakee for my niece's wedding: The Catholic Boy's Bulge

July:

Conference in Boston. Harvard Boy #4: Hunter the Historian.

August:

Move to Upstate New York.










Fall 2008

I move into a two-bedroom apartment on a hill near the SUNY campus.  Teaching at SUNY Cooperstown.


Sept:

1. Dates with the Rich Kid and the Crying Truck Driver.
2. Dates with The Rapper and the Grabby Male Nurse

Oct:
Date with The Satyr.  Dating Chad, the Satyr's roommate, from October through February.

Nov:
1. Election Date Hookup: The Bathhouse Boy.
2. Conference in St. Louis (public encounters in the darkroom of a gay bar).

Dec:
Back to Indianapolis for Christmas.




Spring 2009

Jan:


Feb:
Dates with the Klingon and thSword Swallower.

March:
1. Date with the Pitcher with the Secret Move.
2. Spring Break in West Hollywood and San Francisco.

April:
I meet the Water Delivery Man.  We date for about six weeks.

May:

Dates with the Stonewall Veteran and the Bodybuilder in the Park.






Summer 2009

June:

1. Picked up by the boy and his dog.
2.  A week in New York with Yuri (Yuri and the Penis Size Contest; and Blake and His Boyfriend: Are All Opera Singers Gigantic?)

July:
1. I start dating Troy, a SUNY graduate who majored in French (The Satyr sabotages me).  Together for about five years.
2. Driving to Indianapolis via Cleveland..


August:







Fall 2009

Sept:


Oct:
Troy's first video booth.

Nov:
Conference in Philadelphia.

Dec:1. Christmas in Indianapolis.
2. Northern Indiana to visit crazy fundamentalist relatives.











Spring 2010

Jan:

Feb:

March:
Doc from Vienna visits.  We go to Montreal.

April:

May:









Summer 2010

June:

Sausage sighting of the Crazy Bodybuilder downstairs. 


July:
Traveling to Indianapolis via Cleveland. 

August:
Troy moves in.











Fall 2010

Sept:

Converting the fundamentalist boy.

Oct:

Nov:
Conference in San Francisco: Fangorn tells about his hookup with Allen Ginsberg.  David tells about his hookup with Skyler Stone.

Dec:

Troy and I drive to Indianapolis for Christmas. Sausage Sighting of My Cousin Graydon, Almost.









Spring 2011

J
an:
In Cleveland, we meet the Shy Boy Who Wouldn't Leave our Room.

Feb:

March: 
1. Visit Texas and West Hollywood. Troy's Wild Ride in Hell-fer-Sartain.
2. The Weirdest Place to Pick Up a Twink.

April:

May:







Summer 2011:

June:  A week with Yuri in Amsterdam.

July:
1. We travel to Indianapolis via Cleveland.
2. Shared Stud #19: Troy wants to try being a top.















Fall 2011

Sept:

Troy and my friend with benefits.

Oct:

1. Asian Date #17: Mike at the Bear Party.
2. The Dark Room

Nov:

Conference in Washington DC

Dec:

We stay home for Christmas.






Spring 2012

Jan:

At the River Club in Albany, I become a creepy old guy.

Feb:

Job interview in Philadelphia.

March:

Finding the Mormon missionary again after 30 years.

April:
Back to Indiana for a funeral.

May:






Summer 2012

June:

July:
1. Indianapolis via Cleveland.  I spend the night with Fred's Son

August:
Move to Philadelphia.

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