1. Hit on by a high school boy
2. Birthday present of The Dutch Caribbean African guy
3. I Sleep with a Catholic priest.
4. The Catholic Boy's Bulge5. In London visiting Yuri, I pick up the South Asian Emo Boy
6. Picked up by the boy and his dog.
10. The Winner of the Biggest Penis Contest.I am a visiting assistant professora t the University of Dayton, living in a two-bedroom apartment in Fairborn, Ohio, where Gay people absolutely do not exist. I drive into Columbus every weekend.
Dates with Clintin, who dropped out of Wilberforce University after protesting a homophobic play; Ethan, the boy in the wheel chair (Bondage Boy #13); Tony, met through the Chinese food guy; and Remy the Jerk; plus a hookup with Huber Heights Horror and a weekly Friend with Benefits.
Conference in Toronto.
Thanksgiving in Indianapolis (My relatives never figure it out), and Rock Island for Christmas.
My friend with benefits learns about gay men.
How the blind guy handles sausage sightings.
Spring break in Paris, Brussels, and Amsterdam. The Dutch Caribbean African guy at the Horseman's Club invites me home to meet his kid brother Eli.
In May, my student offers a nude car wash.
I investigate the secret life of Rod the Pharmacist and the Sausage Sighting of the Mysterious Boy at the Old House
Conference in South Africa (In search of sex and languages in South Africa)
Later, David from San Francisco visits.
Second year at the University of Dayton. Dating Charlie, a high school football coach, and Paul, who wants to be a writer. (My two closeted boyfriends and the boyfriend who is too good in bed)
Sharing Charlie's ex, the only guy who has ever criticized my size.
Hookup with the college boy who knew my Big, Flashy, Screaming-Queen Cousin.
Conference in New York, Indianapolis for Christmas.
Three job interviews, including one in Los Angeles, where Lane and I compete in the Great Trick-Off of 2007
At a spirituality conference, I Sleep with a Catholic priest.
Conference in Atlanta.
Bulge sighting: The Student Who Had Erotic Daydreams in Class
Christmas in Indianapolis.
At a bathhouse in Indianapolis, I hook up with Jim, one of the youngest mayors in Indiana history, and his boyfriend.
8 job interviews. The Flight Attendant (Fantasy Hookup #10).
Dates: Roland, the Math Teacher Bondage Boy; Hit on by a high school boy; and Carlos and his two secrets.
To Indianapolis and Kankakee for my niece's wedding: The Catholic Boy's Bulge
Conference in Boston. Hookup with Harvard Boy #4: Hunter the Historian.
In August, I move to Upstate New York.
I am teaching at SUNY Cooperstown, with a two-bedroom apartment on a hill near the campus. I drive into Albany regularly.
Dates with the Gang of 12: the Rich Kid, the Crying Truck Driver, The Rapper, the Grabby Male Nurse, The Satyr. I date Chad, the Satyr's roommate, from October through February.
Election Date Hookup: The Bathhouse Boy.
Conference in St. Louis (public encounters in the darkroom of a gay bar).
Back to Indianapolis for Christmas: Nephew Sausage Sighting #5: "Do I Measure Up?"
More dates with the Gang of Twelve: the Klingon, the Sword Swallower, the Pitcher with the Secret Move, the Stonewall Veteran, and the Bodybuilder in the Park.
Spring Break in West Hollywood and San Francisco: Rick the Hard Master tells about topping Scott Baio.
I meet the Water Delivery Man. We date for about six weeks, until I find out what "separated from his wife" means.
I fly to Kansas City for Matt's Black and White Ball.
Picked up by the boy and his dog.
Yuri flies over from London, and we visit Manhattan and Long Island for a week (Yuri and the Penis Size Contest; and Blake and His Boyfriend: Are All Opera Singers Gigantic?)
I start dating Troy, a SUNY graduate who majored in French (The Satyr sabotages me). Together for about five years.
I drive to Indianapolis via Cleveland, and stop at the Flex Club.
Second year at SUNY Cooperstown.
I take Troy to Montreal for his first video booth.
Conference in Philadelphia.
Christmas in Indianapolis, then Northern Indiana to visit crazy fundamentalist relatives. New Year's in Paris, then visiting Yuri in Minsk.
Doc from Vienna visits. We go to Montreal.
Sausage sighting of the Crazy Bodybuilder downstairs.
Traveling to Indianapolis via Cleveland.
In August, Troy moves in (The Satyr tells us about his hookup with Sylvester Stallone.)
Third year at SUNY Cooperstown. Converting the fundamentalist boy in my intro class.
Conference in San Francisco in November: Fangorn tells about his hookup with Allen Ginsberg, and David tells about his hookup with Skyler Stone.
Troy and I drive to Indianapolis for Christmas. Sausage Sighting of My Cousin Graydon, Almost.
In Cleveland, we meet the Shy Boy Who Wouldn't Leave our Room.
For spring break, we visit West Hollywood, and Troy talks me into going to Texas: Troy's Wild Ride in Hell-fer-Sartain.
The Weirdest Place to Pick Up a Twink: in the doctor's office while waiting for an invasive medical procedure.
A week with Yuri in Paris and Amsterdam.
Troy and I travel to Indianapolis via Cleveland (Shared Stud #19: Troy wants to try being a top)
Fourth year at SUNY Cooperstown.
Hookups: Troy and my friend with benefits; Asian Date #17: Mike at the Bear Party; The Dark Room
Conference in Washington DC in November.
We stay home for Christmas.
At the River Club in Albany, I become a creepy old guy.
Job interview in Philadelphia in February.
Finding the Mormon missionary again after 30 years.
In April, back to Indiana for a funeral.
Indianapolis via Cleveland (I spend the night with Fred's Son).
Move to Philadelphia.
I have a temporary job at a small liberal arts college near Philadelphia, and a terrible studio on 10th and Spruce Street, in the heart of the gay neighborhood of Washington Square West.
Hookups: the transman and his angry inch; Curtis comes to my aid when I am assaulted by a naked man in the locker room; Election Night Hookup: Oscar the Irish Bodybuilder; and Asian Date #18 (Akamu).
Conference in Chicago.
Horrible flight back to Indianapolis for Christmas.
My Textbook Rep is a Porn Star; A Hookup with the Surly, Crazy-Eyed Guy with the Mortadella+
David visits: The Great Hookup Contest of Philadelphia
I pick up a boy and his Daddy at an airport in Montana.
I move back to the Plains, and stay with Troy for the summer.
Indianapolis for my nephew's wedding (Nephew Sausage Sighting 2: Frank.
A week in San Francisco (An Unsolved Murder and Two Redheads with Mortadellas) ad another week in West Hollywood (My Date with a star of "The Wizards of Waverly Place").
Eli's Dispatches from Oman
I move to the Plains.