I love photos of guys who are fully clothed except for their cock. But they need to choose their ensemble carefully. No matter how impressive your penis is, a dumb outfit can ruin the effect.
1. Cookie Monster?
2. The hospital-style bathrobe makes you look like an invalid, regardless of what's jutting out.
3. How am I supposed to look at your cock when I'm trying to read all of that?
4. Sure, multicolored cotton-candy hair is hot.
5. Will Grandma want her sweater back when she finds out you borrowed it for an aroused
selfie?
More after the break.
6. Note to self: no cartoon characters.
7. You look like an ad for Adidas
8. Plaid shorts, never a good idea, and no matter how big it is, peeking out, it looks small.
9. Howdy.
10. It looks like your shirt shrank in the wash.
7. You look like an ad for Adidas
That's actually not a cartoon. It's Cookie Monster. So, yeah, worse.
ReplyDeleteAnd, oh, if it's peeking out of your zipper, lose the underwear.
A few of those could be saved.
ReplyDeleteDarker bathrobe. Dark red, navy, or black.
4 works minus the hair. Being a two-tone Super Saiyan isn't sexy.
9, just drop the cowboy hat (or take it outdoors in the middle of nowhere) and you have something.
I'm font-shaming 3 tho.