Saturday, July 17, 2021

The Dumb Shirt Selfie Brigade

I love photos of guys who are fully clothed except for their cock.  But they need to choose their ensemble carefully.  No matter how impressive your penis is, a dumb outfit can ruin the effect.

1. Cookie Monster?

2. The hospital-style bathrobe makes you look like an invalid, regardless of what's jutting out.

















3. How am I supposed to look at your cock when I'm trying to read all of that?

















4. Sure, multicolored cotton-candy hair is hot.


















5.  Will Grandma want her sweater back when she finds out you borrowed it for an aroused
selfie?

More after the break.



















6.  Note to self: no cartoon characters.




















7. You look like an ad for Adidas



8.  Plaid shorts, never a good idea, and no matter how big it is, peeking out, it looks small.

















9.  Howdy.





















10.  It looks like your shirt shrank in the wash.




2 comments:

  1. That's actually not a cartoon. It's Cookie Monster. So, yeah, worse.

    And, oh, if it's peeking out of your zipper, lose the underwear.

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  2. A few of those could be saved.

    Darker bathrobe. Dark red, navy, or black.

    4 works minus the hair. Being a two-tone Super Saiyan isn't sexy.

    9, just drop the cowboy hat (or take it outdoors in the middle of nowhere) and you have something.

    I'm font-shaming 3 tho.

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