At the worst possible moment.
When it happens at a match, with your parents, little sister, and hundreds of other people watching, what do you do?
Pretend that it's not happening.
And everyone else will pretend that it's not happening, too.
Except for the gay men and boys in the audience who come to wrestling matches precisely for moments like this.
More after the break
Sometimes the boners are painfully obvious.
Sometimes you're not sure if they are actually boners, or just an extra-tight squeeze on an especially big penis.
No boner here, just big balls and a small penis.
Maybe a jock strap next time?
It doesn't count when you do it on purpose.
Always masturbate once a day. It deals with most boners.
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