Wednesday, April 5, 2017

Warning: Explicit Beauty Ahead

When every guy with a cell phone posts nude selfies on the internet, there are thousands of fabulous faces, sculpted physiques, and gigantic penises on display every time you boot up your computer.

Some photos stand out from the crowd by paying pay special attention to background, light, color, and composition, display some striking emotion, provide a backstory.  Others add a single tiny detail that transforms the photo from merely depicting a cute guy to being beautiful in itself.

1. The pale sculpted physique is offset by the dark checkered shirt and hat, and the cock and balls are offset by the jeans.  But it's the food cooking on the stove that give this photo a lifelike, homey feel: it's a moment of real life.  Dinner is almost ready.

2. Ok, some nicely rounded muscles, and two hands on his enormous uncut penis.  You expect a bragging smirk, or at least a cruisy smile, but this guy's expression is soft and vulnerable, his head against a soft beige pillow.  He's worried that he won't meet your expectations.

3. Slim backside, scruffy hair, aroused penis almost hidden.  What makes this photo is the bright hippie-graffiti  that fills the wall and reflects the multi-colored blanket.  This is a hipster just waking up after a long night of jazz music, Beat poety, and discussions of the meaninglessness of life.

4. Sculpted physique, flawless skin glowing in strong light, jeans drawn down just enough to suggest that they're about to fall off.  The gold watch draws attention to the hands.  Blurry urban background suggest the dangers and delights of the street.

5.  I love photos where the aroused penis stands tall, taking up half of the frame, but this photo adds to its intrigue by displaying the guy's jarhead and khaki shirt and belt.  He must be in the military.  There's a poster showing a tropical beach over his shoulder: he's looking for an escape, a "good place."

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6. Nothing at all threatening or dangerous about this guy's erection. The goofy crooked smile makes him instantly likeable.   He's someone you could hang out with, make fun of bad movies while eating pizza.  Note the pizza coupon on the coffee table and the crackers below.

7.  A hairy South Asian bear against a striking purple backdrop, His aroused penis is rather small, but illuminated in bright light, and look at the expression of pride on his face.  He's got the goods.

8. A sly, almost sinister face, a blue Vikings shirt raised just enough to display his washboard abs, and his erect penis pointing at the shaving kit.  He's on the road, in a hotel room, looking for action.  But what makes this photo is the green apple.  He brought an apple into the bathroom with him.

9. An informal snapshot at some kind of festival, but the juxtaposition is striking: clothed/unclothed, Indian headdrss/rainhat, blue jeans/green jeans.

Yet both are carrying the same cup, and wearing the same bracelet.  What is their connection? Brothers?  Friends?  Lovers?

10. The insouciant expression, cigarette to lips, contrasts with the extremely erect penis against the pale chest.  The testicles, as big as golf balls, one darker than the other.  The pale, statue-like physique is set against a blue curtain and a surprisingly vivid hot-pink bedspread.  He's definitely going to recite bad French poetry and try to kiss you with smoke in his mouth.

See also: The Most Beautiful Men in the World; I Pick Up a Boy at a Gas Station in Illinois, Sort Of

1 comment:

  1. 2nd photo: Want to meet my expectations? Just shove the beast in my back door.



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