O.J. Simpson was a celebrity of the 1980s, a football player turned actor turned defendant in the trial of the century, for the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. Although he was acquitted, a civil court found him liable. Twelve years later, he was convicted of armed robbery and kidnapping in unrelated incidents.
After all that, do you still want to see him naked?
Ok, here he is, from his halcyon days as a football player. Nice biceps, innie belly button, about 3" soft so probably a Kielbasa. I would have dated him.
The full story of O.J. Simpson and his bromance with Kato Kaelin is on Boomer Beefcake and Bonding.