Sunday, November 13, 2016
Drake on His Knees in Tony Curtis' Dressing Room
Gay parties are different in San Francisco than they were in West Hollywood: dinner is out at a restaurant, not at someone's apartment, and there are no celebrity dating stories: there's no actor colony here, so most guys don't have any opportunity to meet celebrities.
But this is my birthday, so I have to tell the story of my date with Michael J. Fox.
David and Corbin, the gym rat with the Mortadella+, counter with our four-way with Brad Pitt.
My sort-of boyfriend Kevin the Vampire tells about his hookup with Anton LaVey, the founder of the Church of Satan, who was actually a "very nice guy."
Not to be left out, Drake the Teddy Bear artist tells us "When I was a kid, I hooked up with Tony Curtis!"
Tony Curtis, the famous actor who went in drag for Some Like It Hot (1959) and had a gay-subtext scene in Spartacus (1960)? He's had five wives and six children, but how could anyone straight fill so many of his film roles with so many gay subtexts?
"Is it ok if I was slightly underaged at the time?" Drake continued.
"California didn't repeal its sodomy law until 1976, so you were both committing a felony," Kevin the Vampire points out. "Go for it."
Hollywood, November 1955
Drake's father was Georges Bruggeman (1904-1967), an actor and stuntman who appeared in over 200 movies stretching from the 1920s to the 1960s, including such classics as The Wizard of Oz (1939), Rio Bravo (1959), Spartacus (1960), and The Graduate (1967). A bodybuilder, a winner of the AAU "Most Perfect Body" title in 1928, he doubled for beefcake stars like Buster Crabbe, Johnny Weissmuller, and Richard Green.
"Forget Tony Curtis!" David exclaims. "Did you ever see your Dad naked?"
Drake grew up among celebrities. He car-pooled to school with David and Ricky Nelson. Buster Crabbe and Cary Grant came over for dinner. He had free run of the studios, especially Universal, where his father worked most often.
"Did you get a sausage sighting of David Nelson?" I ask. "I heard that he was enormous."
"Nope, sorry. David was older than me, and Ricky younger, so we didn't really hang out."
Drake loved watching the beefcake stars like John Saxon, Rock Hudson, and Troy Donahue.
As they got to know him, they joked around with him, or sent him on little errands. Sometimes they even invited him to help them change costumes.
He got a sausage sighting of gay actor Rock Hudson, but didn't hook up with him.
Tony had black curly hair, soulful eyes, a feminine pout, and a tight physique, with a smooth hard chest. He was a fey prettyboy who everyone thought was queer, except he was married and had lots of girls on the side.
In Hollywood since 1948, he was contracted to Universal Studios, cast mostly in Westerns, film noir, and historical romances, anything that would allow him to pout for the camera, take his shirt off, and crush a damsel in distress into his arms.
Drake started hanging around Tony, mooning over him, as they said when he was a kid. He loved Tony's half-smile, the wiggle in his walk, the way he had of looking at you like you were the most important person in the world.
Once as the walked across the studio, Tony put his arm around Drake's shoulders. Overwhelmed by the warmth and strength of his touch, Drake walked more and more slowly, so it would last longer.
Finally Tony said "What's the matter, Drake? Legs giving out on you?" He then pulled Drake into his arms and carried him like a damsel in distress in a Medieval movie.
He was just joking, but Drake fantasized that night about being rescued by Tony and carried off in his arms.
He fantasized a lot.
"You needn't use euphemisms," Kevin says. "We're all adults here. You beat your meat while thinking of the prettyboy."
One day Drake found something he thought Tony would like -- he didn't remember what, an article in a magazine, maybe. He was so excited about it that he burst into Tony's dressing room without knocking.
Tony had his pants down. There was a boy on his knees, going down on him while fondling himself.
Drake recognized him as Jimmy, another studio hanger-on who sometimes took walk-on parts.
The moment he saw Drake, Jimmy jumped up with a shout, covered himself, and ran out of the room, slamming the door behind him.
"I'm...I'm...sorry," Drake stammered, staring at Tony's aroused penis.
"How big was it?"
"Bigger than me, and I have a Mortadella! It was beautiful. Long, thick shaft! Enormous mushroom head!"
"You interrupted Jimmy's job," Tony said sternly. "Now you finish it."
Drake had gone down on guys before; some of the older boys at summer camp used to pay him a quarter for each blow job. But none of them were nearly as big as Tony!
He knelt, opened his mouth as wide as he could, and got the head in. The shaft entered easily after that. Tony thrust his hips, pushing it in and out in rhythmic strokes while murmuring "Yeah, that's it. Do it nice. Chicks just don't know how to do it right, do they? It takes a man."
Drake was pleased at being called a man. He began to fondle himself, and finally pulled it out.
"Getting off on my rod, huh?" Tony murmured. "That's the way I like it. I want the queer to have a good time, too."
It didn't take long for Tony to spurt into Drake's throat. Drake finished a moment later, spurting all over Tony's shoes.
"You should wash that up, kid," Tony said, pushing his penis back into his pants.
Drake was a little annoyed. Was he a man, a queer, or a kid?
"Well, since you probably scared off my usual guy for good, want his job?" Tony asked. "It pays $2.00 per load if you swallow, $1.00 if you don't. He pulled two dollar bills from his wallet and pressed them into Drake's hands. "That's for today."
Drake stared in astonishment. But...this was a job? He thought that Tony liked him, wanted to be friends and do things together. Found him attractive, found him a man. Would anybody with a willing mouth do?
"No...no, thanks," he stammered. "I'm kind of busy."
He never went back to the set of Trapeze, but he did make out with Rock Hudson at a gay party in 1961. Still no hookup, though.
1. Trapeze was filmed in France, not at Universal Studios, and George Bruggeman was not in it. But he was in Mr. Cory (1957), with Tony Curtis as a busboy turned gambler. A sixteen-year old actor named Jimmy Karath had a minor role. Maybe Drake mixed up.
2. In 1996, Drake told us that he was 53. That means that in 1956, he would have been 13 years old, not 16. Of course, older guys often knock a few years off their age.
3. This basket shot seems to indicate that Tony has an average-sized penis.
4. But Tony Curtis was definitely bisexual. In an interview for the gay magazine Out Smart in 2002, Tony said that during the 1950s he got "more action than Mount Vesuvius: men, women, animals. I loved it. I participated where I wanted...I've always been open about it" But by the 2010s, he was rather homophobic. He refused to see Brokeback Mountain due to its gay content.
See also: Our Hookup with Brad Pitt; Kevin the Vampire's Date with Satan