It's been a terrible semester, the worst I can remember, with bereavement, job problems, financial problems, a pulled muscle that has kept me from running, worries over our new fascist president, and almost no social life at all. No M4M Parties, no Gay Men's Group. Most of my friends have vanished or gone incognito, and I haven't made any new ones. Just a couple of dates with undergrads that didn't go anywhere (see A Hookup with the Nephew of my First Time and The Boy at the Urinal with the Kovbasa++++).
Yesterday I turned in the final grades, and decided to celebrate by cruising. But not on Grindr -- I have had enough of twinks calling me "Daddy." I placed an ad on Craigslist.
Yep, the bottom of the barrel in cruising, where all sorts of crazies, sleazoids, and downlow guys hang out.
I submitted a chest pic and this ad.
Middle aged, athletic, work out daily, hairy chest, looking to host tonight at my apartment near downtown. Into kissing, cuddling, and oral, not into anal. Any age/race, prefer bigger guys. Send photo.
Notice the not into anal?
Here are the responses, copied word for word, with their photos.
1. DJ (top photo).
I might make it. I am vers top, like rimming and sucking.
No way -- rimming is a complete turn-off!
2. Ted R. You still looking? 8" here, bottom, really want a cock inside me tonight.
If you're a bottom, why are you telling me your cock size? Besides, no way that's 8". I give it a 5.
Send me pics lol.
The name "Pimpboy" says it all. I'm sure that photo is from the internet.
I saw your cl ad and would be interested in joining you I am a young 51 married discreet professional athletic masculine handsome 6'2" 200# 8.5 uc bottom and into hot sweaty man sex
What you need? I am vers bottom. You top or bottom?
On the downlow, and he said "bottom" three times in response to my "not into anal." Not good at listening.
And look at the way he's sucking in that gut! Didn't he notice that I like guys with guts?
Still looking ? 25 190 6.5 Asian here. A threesome would be fun. Are you a top or a bottom?
I can come tonight we can have some beers what you say? I'm horny as hell.
Way too over-eager, but he only mentioned "bottom" once. I invited him over, but he never showed up.
6. Max
Saw your ad. I'm 18, bi, never been with a guy before but want to try. I want a big one. No car, so you have to pick me up.
No way I'm going to coddle some guy's first time. Besides, he looks underage.
Hi, I am 25, 5'7", 250, verst ddf not out very discreet like oral both ways rimming and flip fucking. Can't get pics on my email, wife checks. Give me address and where to park.
That is not a 25 year old. He's on the downlow, "discrete", and likes rimming. No way.
8. Glen
Very hot hung musc ddf, not into fats or femmes, 420 friendly, bottom.
No 420 (marijuana), another bottom, but what the heck, whichever of the guys this is, he's got a physique. So, after #5 chickened out, I invited him over.
He looked nothing like either of the two guys in the photo. He was not hot, hung, or musc.
But at least he was into oral.
I can still say "Middle Aged." If you divide an average adult lifespan, aged 20-80, into three, then aged 20-40 is "young adult," 40-60 is "middle aged" and 60-80 is "old age." But I think I'll stay middle-aged forever. I get tired of being called "Daddy"; I definitely don't want to be called "Grandpa"
ReplyDeleteYou are correct that the "Pimpboy" photo is from the Internet. Specifically it is from a pay site called Alex's Boys.
ReplyDeleteThe photo that "Max" sent you is actually of 14-year-old Disney actor Davis Cleveland.
Thanks for th info. I took down the "Pimpboy," since it's probably copyrighted.
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