Plains

Fall 2012

Sept:

1. I live in a terrible studio on 10th and Spruce Street in Philadelphia, in the heart of the gay neighborhood of Washington Square West.  I have a  temporary job at a small liberal arts college near Philadelphia. 
2. The transman and his angry inch.

Oct:

Curtis comes to my aid when I am assaulted by a naked man in the locker room.

Nov:

1. Election Night Hookup: Oscar the Irish Bodybuilder
2. Conference in Chicago.

Dec:

Horrible flight back to Indianapolis for Christmas.




Spring 2013

Jan:


Feb:


March:

The Great Hookup Contest of Philadelphia

April:


May:










Summer 2013

June:
1. Asian Date #18: Akamu.
2. Indianapolis for my nephew's wedding.

July:

1. A week in San Francisco (An Unsolved Murder and Two Redheads with Mortadellas)
2. Eli's Dispatches from Oman
3. A week in West Hollywood.

Aug:

Move to the Plains.









Fall 2013

Teaching at Plains State University. 2-bedroom apartment on 17th Street, up the hill from the Cottonwood Coffee House.  Troy moves with me, but returns to Upstate New York after a semester.


Sept:

Oct:
The straight boy's first time.

Nov:
Conference in San Francisco.

Dec:
Back in Indianapolis for Christmas, I save  the church organist





Spring 2014

Jan:

Visiting Milwaukee.  My hookup with Superman.

Feb:

March:
1. Conference in St. Peter, MN.  Nguyen the Gym Rat.
2. My Platonic Friends and Their Boy Toy.  I date Jimmy for the next couple of months.
3.Sausage sighting:  The projectionist at the film festival

April:

1. Looking for bears in the straight world.
2. I tell Jimmy about my Date with a Star of "Wizards of Waverly Place", and he tells me about his Date with a Star of "Teen Wolf."

May:

Phil from the M4M Party





Summer 2014

June:

1. Yuri visits.  I try to fix him up with three Muscle Daddies.
2. Eli from Amsterdam visits
3. A jogging date with a teenager from Somalia.
4. A week in Indianapolis

July:

A week in San Francisco.  David is cruised by a kid.

Aug:
1. Jimmy the Boy Toy's Sunday Morning Orgy.
2. At a pow wow in South Dakota, I hook up with a Dakota boy, sort of.






Fall 2014

Sept:
Oct:
My weirdest paranormal experience:: The Truck Driver who may have been my Dad's old navy buddy.

Nov:
Conference in Washington, DC.

Dec:
I stay home for Christmas.








Spring 2015

Jan:


Feb:

1. The youngest guy I've ever dated.
2.  A boy with daddy issues wants to tear my clothes off

March:

The teenager at the Bear Party.

April:

1. Date with the waiter at a fundamentalist Christian pizza restaurant.
2. Finding the Mormon missionary.

May:

1. Sausage sighting of the professor of physics.
2. In Salt Lake City for a wedding, I hook up with the grandson of the groom. 




Summer 2015

June:

1. I visit Yuri in London, then visit Paris and Amsterdam.  Shawn tells about his three-way with his best friend and his uncle.
2. Ludek, the bath house bait and switch.
3. Farshad tells about his hookup with Leonardo DiCaprio.

July:
1. We drive to Rock Island, Chicago, Indianapolis, and Cleveland.
2. Troy and I hookup with the museum guard.
3. The boy who had never been kissed.

August:






Fall 2015

Sept:

1. My crazy night in Austin, Texas.
2. I fly to Salt Lake City for my ex-boyfriend's wedding, and may or may not have hooked up with his grandson.

Oct:

Gabe, the twink who wasn't interested.  We become friends.

Nov:

1. A terrible date with Ricky with a Y
2. Conference: three guys in my bed in Baltimore.
3. My boyfriend Bill has grown up.

Dec:

1. Trip to Rock Island.
2. Gabe and I have a Hookup Contest. We go out with his date, Bastian.





Spring 2016

Jan:

I start dating Dustin, the son of my host at a heterosexual party.   We go to the movies, where he tells me what he likes about older guys.

Feb:

Date with Eli from the swim team, who was in my class last semester.

March:

1. Picked up by the Adonis at a gay-friendly coffee house.
2. The hookup with just a picture of his penis,
3. Spring Break in Mexico.

April:

1. Date with the Trophy Boy and his Dad
2. Sausage sighting of The college boy at the school gym.


May:

1. A day of beefcake, bonding, and sausage sightings.
2. A hookup with a hobbit.
3. Drive to New York via Cleveland, Indianapolis, and Rock Island (A Good Old-fashioend Trick and A Glimpse of Supreme Beauty at a Rest Stop)
4. I hear the story of the  boy with a crush on my Dad.

Summer 2016

June:
1. A week of hookups and dates with Daddies and Bears.
2. Meeting six guys during Freshman Orientation

July:

1. The 4th of July in the Straight World: Fireworks, Cruising, and Searching for America
2. Visiting Dustin in Minneapolis: Museums, Sharing, and a Surprise Sex Club
3. A precognitive dream about a Boy with a Bratwurst
4. I track down the boy from my first three way.

August

1. My date with the teenage boy and his Mom.
2. Plains Pickup #14: The boy selling pickles at the farmer's market.
3. Cruised by my Mentally Disabled Neighbor, and Our Date
4. Sometimes Cuddling just means Cuddling
5. I get with Every Guy at a bath house in Western Illinois.


Fall 2016

Sept:

1. The boy who liked Grandpas.
2. Three unscreened hookups on the same night.
3. Finding small town gay men on Grindr.
4. I pick up a track star in small town Illinois
5. Cruising my cousin's son at a funeral
6. Is My Nephew Gay?

October
1. Ryan H.'s three way with a silver fox and a boy band member.
2. A Hookup with the Nephew of my First Time
3. I visit Yuri in Iceland (Bjorn's Hookup with his High School Teacher).
4. Tricking with Yuri's Student in Iceland.

November
1. The Boy at the Urinal with the Kovbasa++++
2. Three Terrible, Horrible Days of Cruising in Chicago
3. Justin, the Shy Supersized Guy at the Gym, turns out to be the same as the Sausage Sighting at the Gym last April, but not the Boy at the Urinal with the Kovbasa++++.

December
1. My Christmas date with Ryan H., the college track star from small-town Illinois.
2. In Indianapolis, Tyler and I are cruised by the waiter in a crazy retro restaurant.


Spring 2017

January
1. Topped by a swishy twink.
2. Wagner's Top Turn-On
3. The Smiling Boy at the Gym
4. My Friday the 13th Date with Kevin the Vampire
5. The only gay guy at a straight party.

February
1. Bruce travels forward in time to bring me guys.
2. Searching for beefcake on the Plains.
3. Cruising in the straight bar.

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