Saturday, July 28, 2018

More Joy of Abs

If you have well-developed abs, you can skip the pec and delt exercises.  You have it all.


















Ok, not really, but abs do work on your posture, strength, stamina, cardiovascular vitness, and overall health.  But you're turning heads, regardless of what you're packing.










Plus they're so hard to work on that they're more emblematic of physical fitness than the much easier muscles of the chest and shoulders.   It's the abs  that get masculine heads to turn at the beach.

















If you saw this guy on Grindr, would you really ask for a cock pic before sealing the deal?



















Ok, bad example, he has a beautiful face, too.

Take this guy: kind of a dorky expression and weird hair, but I'm still inviting him over, due to his precision-cut eight-pack.

More after the break.



















This guy's abs seem to be getting him more attention than his cock.


















Don't you love shirt-lifters at the gym?  You're sitting on a machine, minding your own business, when suddenly a shirt goes up and you get a glimpse of a six-pack.

















Six-packs tend to go with enormous penises, in my experience.

Give him a few years to grown into his abs.



















Proof that there are still abs over 60.

Some guys just don't have the time and intestinal fortitude to develop their abs.  Not a problem.  A small amount of belly fat is not necessarily detrimental to your health.

And "The Joy of Bellies" is a worthy subject of another article.

See also: Abs: A Man's Third Best Feature

5 comments:

  1. Every 8 kg of body fat is a centimeter of penis buried in the mons Veneris. So, yes, abs go with a big dick.

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  2. Just don't skip leg day. I meme it. Skip leg day and you will feel like your torso weighs over nine thousand pounds. Chicken legs with a huge torso will be the laughing stock of everyone from here to West Philadelphia, you'll need to spend the rest of your life behind seven proxies.

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    1. At my age I do upper and lower body together on MWF, and running and maybe some bicep and tricep exercises on TThS. Sunday is supposed to be my day off, but I usually use it to make up for a day I skipped during the week.

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    2. I was doing a bit...I'd explain it, but first, we have to talk about parallel universes.

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