Saturday, March 24, 2018

More Clothed-Nude Men

I love photo montages of men fully clothed and then nude.  It gives you a chance to hone your bulge-watching skills.

1. I still can't figure out where he was packing it.
















2.  Why do people who obviously aren't gang members flash gang signs?













3.He looks like he's up for a role in Chorus Line.  The nude photo will give him a better chance.


















4.  I love the ones that have the same pose with and without.  Some of these come from the old Speci-Men site, which gradually erased the clothes.




















5.  He seems thinner without.






















6. I didn't know he had the tattoo.  Kind of ruins the "clean-cut, innocent" effect.






















7.  I like a guy who is more comfortable naked than clothed.













9.  Nice belly.



















10.  No fair -- you have to show the basket in the "clothed" photo.

















11.  You're forgiven.

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Nude Photos of Kurt Russell

Kurt Russell (1951-) is a child star turned fresh-scrubbed Disney Adventure Boy, the subject of my first crush.  In adulthood he played cops, fast-talking con artists, taciturn man-mountain heroes, and finally grizzled old guys.  

















We got a nice view of his muscular backside in the buddy-cop movie Tango and Cash (1989).  He's on the left, next to Sylvester Stallone.















But for a frontal, we had to wait until 2007, when the beefy 56-year old was photographed nude in Malibu.
















Kurt's man-boobs and belly disturbed many long-term fans who expected him to look the same as he did in 1989.  Or even in 1968, when he starred in The Secret of Boyne Castle.

He doesn't have the same face or physique that he had at age 39.  Or at age 17.  None of us do.  But no matter how much your body changes over time, your penis stays the same.

There are two posts about Kurt Russell on Boomer Beefcake and Bonding:
Kurt Russell's Secret
Kurt Russell: Teen Idol Turned Man Mountain

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

10 Nude Celebrities

I collected these pictures just in case I got a celebrity hookup story or wanted to do a post, but it's been awhile, so here there are:

1.  Cristiano Ronaldo,  Ok, I thought he was that Mexican movie star of the 1960s, but he's actually a Portuguese footballer.  I














2. Daniel Craig, James Bond.




















3.Fred Kohler, who played the son on the woman-buddy sitcom Kate and Allie, grown up and in solitary confinement in Oz.














4, Harvey Keitel.  Who knew that he was so built?










5. Michiel Huisman from Game of Thrones.



















6. Boxer Muhammad Ali playing tennis nude on the water. That doesn't sound feasible.


















7. Ballet dancer Richard Cragun.  Not completely nude, but who cares?



















8. Sal Mineo.  Somehow I always thought he was smaller.



















9. Sam Huntington.  Him, too.



















10. Sylvester Stallone, from his straight porn debut in 1970.  You've probably seen this photo before, but not with the lady parts removed.











Spending the Night with My Music Teacher and His Favorite Boys

Iowa City, November 1978

To fill my fine arts requirement at Augustana College, I registered for a class called "Music Cultures of the World."  It sounded more interesting than "Music Appreciation."

The professor, Dr. Morrow, grew up in Indiana and got his Ph.D. in music from Northwestern. He was the first African-American professor I had ever had to that point, so I took advantage of every opportunity to gaze at his very solid, muscular frame, with impressive shoulders and biceps.  I'm not usually into backsides, but when he turned his back to write on the blackboard, my interest was piqued.

 For some reason that I haven't yet figured out, I was the only white kid in a class of twenty.  The others were African-American, five girls and one boy (a sizeable percentage of the twenty or so on campus).



They may have been expecting more African culture.  Instead, we covered:
1. Native North America
2. South America
3.Australia, New Guinea, and Oceania (like the Australian didjeridoo).
4. China, Japan, and Korea
5. Southeast Asia and Indonesia
6. India and Pakistan
7. Central Asia and the Middle East
8. Europe
9. And, finally sub-Saharan Africa.





Since I was the only white student in the class, Dr. Morrow was very careful to make me feel welcome.  He was always calling on me, asking me questions, lending me books and recordings to drop off at his office later.  He liked my paper on traditional Chinese musical instruments so much that he kept a copy and put it on reserve in the library for students in future classes to read (it was still in Special Collections in 2014).

On the weekend of November 10th, there was a festival of Indonesian music at the University of Iowa, about a 45-minute drive away.  The headliner was Sumarsam, a 34-year old Javanese musician, expert on the gamelan, currently an artist-in-residence at Wesleyan University.

Anybody could go, of course, but Dr. Morrow said the department would pay for three students.  I don't know how many applied, but he selected me, Manny (a senior music major) and Kurt (a sophomore from his Rock class).

Three boys, no girls. What a coincidence!

Oh, and bring your swimsuit.  The hotel has a heated indoor pool.

We left right after everyone's last class on Friday, arriving around 4:00 pm.  "Dinner's not until 6:00," Dr. Morrow said.  "Plenty of time to take a dip.  Who's up for it?"

I didn't need to be asked twice!

Dr. Morrow was very impressive, as muscled as a bodybuilder, with an amazing bulge in his swimsuit, but I was jealous of the attention he lavished on Manny.  I thought I was his only favorite!

 Dinner was Indonesian, which is very similar to Filipino: rice, fish, dumplings, peanut sauce.

The first concert was good.  No naked male dancers, but a lot of interesting music.

Afterwards we went back to the hotel room, where there were two double beds.

We all stripped to our underwear, except for Dr. Morrow, who went into the bathroom and came out wearing pajamas.

 "Ok, who's bunking with me?" he asked, climbing into one of the beds.  "I'm not picky -- I'll sleep with anybody."



Manny jumped into bed next to Dr. Morrow before I had a chance to say or do anything.  I don't know if they hooked up during the night.

I slept in the same bed with Kurt, but nothing erotic happened.

In the morning I got a nice sausage sighting from Kurt, but not Manny or Dr. Morrow.

Another question: Were Manny and Dr. Morrow romantic partners?  I suspected as much, but when when I asked a knowledgeable senior about gay people at Augustana, she didn't mention either.

Dr. Morrow still teaches at Augustana.  He is in his 70s, with children and grandchildren, and he's written a major textbook on ethnomusicology.

See also: 15 Teachers I May Have Hooked Up With.


Sunday, March 18, 2018

Ron Yarbrough, the Christopher Atkins Lookalike

Many readers believe that this photo,  from my post "Five Nude Photos of Christopher Atkins," is of somebody else.

Their evidence:
1. This scene does not appear in Blue Lagoon (1980).
2. Christopher never had tan lines.
3. He's not that big.







Several alternates have been suggested.  The latest is Ron Yarbrough, who appeared in a "Boy on a Dolphin" feature in the July 1976 issue of Playgirl.    He swims nude with a dolphin, frolicks on the beach, and hangs with a lady.
















Definitely looks like Christopher in Blue Lagoon, or rather Christopher in Blue Lagoon, four years later, looks like him.















In the February 1978 issue, he is shown making out with a woman on the beach.  The bio tells us that he's  23 years old, born in Oregon, grew up surfing in Southern California, and now lives in Hawaii, where he intends to stay.  Also his idea of a perfect woman is one who "makes me feel on top."












I haven't been able to find out anything else about Ron Yarbrough.  There's a lawyer, an orthodontist, a golf pro, and a real estate broker with that name, but none in Hawii.

Close up, he doesn't look much like the guy in the photo, but who cares?  He was hot.  A flashback to the carefree days of the 1970s, when the sun was always shining and the BeeGees were always singing in the background.






See also: 5 Nude Photos of Christopher Atkins

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