10 Reasons Chubs Rule

For the last thirty years, I've spent about two hours a day at the gym.  I've dated, hooked up with, and socialized with countless bodybuilders and gym rats.  But I have always been attracted to chubby guys, too.  In some ways, I like them better.

Here are 10 reasons chubby guys rule:

1, For every gym rat with 3% body fat, there are 20 guys with bellies.  A lot more guys to choose from.











2. And a lot more variety.  Muscular physiques, though undeniably attractive, all look about the same.  Visceral fat (around the organs) comes in infinite variety: belly only, with or without muscle, around the glutes, around the pecs, around the biceps, with varying size and hardness.

3.  And a lot less competition.  Chubby guys have their admirers, of course, quite a lot of them, but not nearly as many as gym rats.  You might be the only guy at the bar who is interested in him.

4. Success is practically guaranteed.  When chubby guys are rejected, it's not "Sorry, you're not my type," but a very hostile "You're gross, disgusting!  You shouldn't be allowed in the bar!"  As a result, they are very sensitive to rejection, and unlikely to say "no."

5. You can relax on the date.   Sometimes you don't want to compete with your date to see who can order the healthiest meal.  Many chubby guys are very health conscious, but most won't raise a judgmental eyebrow if you order the bacon-cheeseburger and fries.

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6. There are a lot of older chubs. Do you like guys who are old enough to remember 9/11?  Or the Kennedy Assassination?  The good news is, as we age, our metabolism slows down and our body density decreases.  About 10% of twinks are chubby, but with guys over 40, it's closer to 50%.

7. Many nerds and geeks are chubby.  That cute geek is unlikely to be a gym rat.  If you sit around all day coding in Java script or playing Dungeons and Dragons, you will get a belly.

8. The sex is more enjoyable.  Rock-hard muscle is nice to look at, but cuddling with a rock takes patience.  And oral sex: when you're bobbing up and down, would you prefer your head to hit a six-pack slab or a nice padded belly?

9. They're into kink.  Not all of them, of course, but most chubby guys I've hooked up with have been perfectly agreeable to being tied up.  Often they're into kinky scenes that are too extreme for my tastes,

10. You can have a belly and muscles.  The two are not incompatible.  Find a guy with both and get the best of all possible worlds.