I've never seen a penis I didn't like. Big or small, thin or thick, soft or hard, veined, curved, epispadias, hypospadias, who cares? Any penis that the guy agrees to let me look at, fondle, or go down on is a good penis.
Well, not entirely. There have been a few that were too ugly. I don't like a red, shiny glans, smegma deposits under the foreskin, or wrinkled shafts.
And being uncut is not a deal breaker, but I have a definite preference for cut.
They're much more majestic. The obvious urethral opening, the hard surface surface around the crown, the obvious differentiation between the glans and the shaft.
Beautiful.
Much more interesting than having a tiny part of the glans peeking out from the foreskin.
And having to pull back a foreskin to see it.
Or the ones where the foreskin doesn't retract at all.
Good luck in finding cut cocks, though. Circumcision is required by Islam, so they're mostly in the Muslim-majority countries of the Middle East and North Africa. Latin America, India, China, Japan, only a few cut guys. There are a lot in the U.S., Canada, and Australia, where faulty medical science decreed circumcized penises healthier up through the 1970s.
Well, I live in the U.S., so it shouldn't be a problem, except that the number of circumcized cocks varies by region. 70-80% in the Midwest, 20-30% on the East Coast and California.
It also varies by race: nearly 90% of non-Hispanic white men are circumcized, but only 70% of non-Hispanic black men, and 40% of Mexican-Americans.
Plus the overall the number of circumcisions performed in the U.S. is decreasing. It's hovering around 60% now.
So unless you can find some Midwestern white guys over 50, it's increasingly likely that your date or hookup will be uncut.
Oh, well. There are plenty of Jewish and Muslim men to choose from.
See also: Cut or Uncut
Grabbing popcorn, getting ready to watch the circumcision is cruel group attack (unless you don't allow the posts to show up.)
ReplyDeleteOk, I changed it to "circumcized," so no one thinks I'm writing about men getting physically injured.
ReplyDeleteI just love the use of "other", as if that doesn't conflate the most circumcised ethnicities and the least circumcised ethnicities into one group. And you still get 50/50, as if Brian Morris got all the Infinity Gems. It's the only way (that involves circumcising).
ReplyDeleteBut jokes about shoddy statistics aside, my only concern is the guys that fap to the circumcision itself.