Where to Find Circumcized Men

I've never seen a penis I didn't like. Big or small, thin or thick, soft or hard, veined, curved, epispadias, hypospadias, who cares?  Any penis that the guy agrees to let me look at, fondle, or go down on is a good penis.

Well, not entirely.  There have been a few that were too ugly.  I don't like a red, shiny glans, smegma deposits under the foreskin, or wrinkled shafts.

And being uncut is not a deal breaker, but I have a definite preference for cut.














They're much more majestic.  The obvious urethral opening, the hard surface surface around the crown, the obvious differentiation between the glans and the shaft.


Beautiful.

















Much more interesting than having a tiny part of the glans peeking out from the foreskin.

And having to pull back a foreskin to see it.

Or the ones where the foreskin doesn't retract at all.

Good luck in finding cut cocks, though. Circumcision is required by Islam, so they're mostly in the Muslim-majority countries of the Middle East and North Africa.   Latin America, India, China, Japan, only a few cut guys. There are a lot in the U.S., Canada, and Australia, where faulty medical science decreed circumcized penises healthier up through the 1970s.

Well, I live in the U.S., so it shouldn't be a problem, except that the number of circumcized cocks varies by region.  70-80% in the Midwest, 20-30% on the East Coast and California.

It also varies by race: nearly 90% of non-Hispanic white men are circumcized, but only 70% of non-Hispanic black men, and 40% of Mexican-Americans.











Plus the overall the number of circumcisions performed in the U.S. is decreasing.  It's hovering around 60% now.

So unless you can find some Midwestern white guys over 50, it's increasingly likely that your date or hookup will be uncut.

Oh, well.  There are plenty of Jewish and Muslim men to choose from.


See also: Cut or Uncut

Kalabro: The Art of Action Hero BDSM

How many times did you get tired of Tarzan or Conan fighting off 100 guys?  Surely they should lose a fight once in a while, especially against those odds.

Or when they were captured, they were tied up with flimsy ropes and...nothing, just standing there.  They have just foiled your diabolical plan -- wouldn't any self-respecting villain want to rough them up a bit?










Fortunately, we have Kalabro, an artist who specializes in action heroes with enormous penises losing a fight.























Or captured -- and not just standing there.

Their assailant is usually a gigantic monster (with an enormous penis)  in a heroic fantasy setting, but occasionally there are paranormal or science fiction themes.

Kalabro explains:  "I've been fascinated with muscles, men, and sword and fantasy along with bondage and S&M for...well, a very long time. I always wanted to see...more...happen to Tarzan or Conan if they got caught by "bad guys."

















He has ongoing characters, Anak, Omari, Shane, and the Jungle Boy, all extremely muscular, extremely well hung, and naked.



















There are no ongoing plots, just situations: the hero is fighting a rock monster, attached to a milking machine, about to be eaten by a giant spider.

There's lots of CBT, but not much sex, and only as part of the assault. 

You're not here for the sex, you're here to see the heroes getting pummeled, punched, hoisted, tied to trees, and attacked by monsters.

Kalabro's work is not exactly erotic, but it's certainly a lot of fun.


See also: Why is Bomba the Jungle Boy Always Tied Up?

Monster Cocks

Since the days of Tom of Finland, it has been traditional in gay art to present guys with monster cocks, footlongs or more.

Some are merely unlikely.

Some are humanly impossible.

Of course, the monster cocks are not always on a human. There are furries, angels, demons....

And literal monsters.

When anal is involved, the bottom sometimes concludes that hooking up with a monster was not such a good idea after all.

More after the break.