Sunday, December 25, 2016
20 Uncles, Cousins, and Nephews on My Sausage Sighting List
It makes sense -- uncles and cousins live far away, so you don't see them often, and the "mystery" necessary for sexual desire is retained, but there's a familial intimacy that makes sausage sightings much more likely than with strangers.
Here are my top 20 family-member sausage sightings, gropes, and grabs.
Ken, my brother. Lots of times.
Terry, my sister's husband. A bit homophobic, but still, I got a glimpse in the locker room when we stripped down to work out together.
Dad's Family, the Davises
Cousin Joe. My very first sausage sighting, when I was 7 1/2 years old and went to the bathroom late at night, to see my older cousin there, washing off in the sink. I saw him again, fully aroused, in high school.
Cousin George. From South Carolina, exactly my age. When I went to visit him at age 10, we took a bath together, and slept in the same bed, naked: "only fools wear pajamas."
Uncle George. His father. When we went swimming, we all changed clothes in the same room, and I got a good view of his cut Mortadella+ hanging down.
Cousin Phil. One Thanksgiving evening my brother and I had to share a room with my older cousin. I got not only a sausage sighting, but a sausage grope and fondle.
Cousin Donnie. Actually my third or fourth cousin, from Canada. Grandma Davis brought us out to visit one summer. I got a good view in a bathhouse at the beach.
Mom's Family, the Praters
Uncle Paul, my mother's youngest brother. He taught me how to pee "against the wind," and of course had to pull it out to demonstrate. But I'm sure that the Naked Man in the Peat Bog was one of his friend.
Cousin Graydon, his son. When he was grown up, I tried to get a sausage sighting, but didn't make it. But my boyfriend Troy got one.
Uncle Edd. When I was ten years old, Cousin Buster and I spied on him in the outhouse, hoping to get a glimpse of his "gun." I saw something else instead.
Cousin Buster. We spent a lot of time together, so I got several sausage sightings, including one when he was fully aroused.
My Kentucky Cousins. The summer when I was twelve years old, we went down to Kentucky to visit my Uncle Ell and his family. My three boy cousins and their two friends and I went skinny dipping in the creek. Lots of butts.
Uncle Ell. They didn't have running water in Kentucky, so they took baths by heating water on the stove and pouring it in a bathtub. Uncle Ell went first.
My Indian Relatives
There was a complicated story that I didn't figure out until I was an adult. As a kid all I knew was that we sometimes visited Grandma Rani in the Potawatomie Nation.
Cousin Javon. Grandma Rani's grandson, so my cousin. During an "enemy interrogation" game, I pulled down his pants and got a sausage grope.
Uncle Clyde. I had to go to the bathroom while he was taking a shower. He invited me to come in anyway. A glimpse of his massive penis through the opaque curtain.