Cleveland, July 2017
On the way back from New York earlier this week, we stopped in Cleveland. I wanted to go to the Flex Club, a great gay resort/bath house. Bob didn't want to go, but he said it was ok if I went by myself.
It's hit and miss. Sometimes I can wander around the video room, the dark room, the leather room, and the saunas for two hours and get completely ignored by everybody and everything. Sometimes I'm very popular.
I think of a night at the Flex Club as a success if I meet five guys in two hours. But the other night, I was with 13!
1. Within a minute of going upstairs to the video room, I was kissing a red-haired twink with a scrawny body but an enormous Mortadella.
2.That wasn't unusual: I tend to attract twinks. So I still didn't know if this was going to be a good or bad evening.
A few minutes later, in the dark room, I saw a very handsome, hairy-chested guy in his 30s with someone else, so I joined in. The second guy left, leaving me with Hairy Chest. When I got on my knees, I saw that he was wearing lady's panties. Weird, but a cock is a cock. About 6".
3-5. I sat on a bunk in the dark room, and an older black guy approached. Big cock, one of those giant hernias. He brought his two friends and "ordered" them to pull it out and let me go down on them. Nice physiques, big cocks.
6. A young bear lying on a bunk wanted to kiss and do interfemoral.
7. His friend, a chub in his 40s, joined us. He went down on me.
8. I started talking to an older guy in the leather room, and told him I was going to the dark room. He followed me, but on the way I passed the room of someone I liked better: in his 30s, glasses, smooth chest, enormous penis. He turned out to be a biology teacher.
More after the break
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Monday, June 11, 2018
Saturday, May 20, 2017
The Glory Hole in the Library Bathroom
Last Friday the campus was deserted. The secretary in the main office was gone. I walked down hallways so empty that the motion-sensor lights were off.
The food service was closed, so I had to walk all the way across the street to get lunch.
The campus gym was closed for remodeling, so I would have to go to the YMCA later. But I had a more pressing problem: I had to use the bathroom.
When I have to sit down, I don't use the restrooms in my building -- they're heavily used, and so rather gross (a surprising number of college students don't know how to flush), and not at all private. I use the one in the campus gym -- closed! or the one upstairs in the Business Building -- out of order!
Ok, Performing Arts, second floor.
Ocupado!
The only other secluded, non-gross restroom I could think of was on the third floor of the library, quite a walk, but...I had no choice!
I climbed the stairs to the third floor. There were three students in the study area, at separate tables: a girl, a cute Hispanic guy, and a young-looking Middle Eastern guy.
I was curious about the cute Hispanic guy taking notes from a book -- classes were over! So I walked past and took a peek: pharmacology. He must be working on a late paper.He looked up as I passed and stared at me suspiciously. He was slim, with a round face, prominent eyebrows, and sensual lips. Long, thin arms, square hands.
The Middle Eastern guy was working on his laptop: all I saw was black hair, a thin eyeglassed face, and a red t-shirt. He looked very young. I wondered if he was a newly-admitted student on a tour, taking a break in the library?
I didn't want them to think I was there just to use the bathroom, so I crossed the room and headed for the PQ Section, French literature. I browsed through Medieval, Renaissance, 19th Century, and turned the corner to a dead end with 20th Century.
I almost tripped over a guy sitting on the floor, reading an old book.
"Oh, excuse me!"
"No problem," he said, looking up briefly. He was tall and thin, with black hair and a serious tan, wearing a purple university shirt and jeans.
I was already in this corridor, so I had to pretend to be looking for something. I picked out a book on Gide and walked past the floor guy again, through the quiet study area. I put the book down on one of the tables and headed to the restroom.
It was a long, narrow room. You walked past the sinks into a little alcove with thick, heavy walls, for the urinals, and then another alcove with two very large stalls. I chose the farthest one and sat down.
Then I heard the far door swing open.
I'm gunshy -- I can't do anything with someone else walking around outside, not even a boyfriend. I would have to wait for him to urinate, wash his hands, and leave.
He didn't urinate. Was he just standing there, admiring himself in the mirror?
Maybe he didn't realize that there was a guy in here! I coughed to let him know.
Now he walked toward the urinals -- and past them. He stood outside the toilet stalls, as if trying to decide on one. I was invisible -- he wouldn't know mine was occupied. I coughed again, to let him know.
He opened the door to the other one, went in, dropped his pants, and sat down. I saw his tennis shoes and jeans, and a little of his tan socks.
Great -- now I would have to wait until he finished his business. I pulled out my cell phone and waited for the sound of...you know.
No sound.
He must be gunshy, too. So we would play the waiting game. I tapped my foot impatiently..
Suddenly he shifted position and knelt on the floor, facing the wall between us. I saw his cock under the stall, very thick, uncut, maybe a Kielbasa. He was playing with it...
Was this...tea room trade?
But this was the University library! I was a faculty member! Besides, I had an apartment. I could go on Grindr.
He was aroused: not a Kielbasa, a Bratwurst, but thick as a beer can, and close enough to touch.
I reached down and wrapped my hand around it. He moved forward until his cock was sticking out from under the stall.
I got on my knees, crouched on the cold linoleum floor, and started licking the head. He pushed it through even farther, arching his back.
I went down on it, steadying myself against the wall. It was an uncomfortable position!

This is silly! I thought. Invite him home!
I thrust up and down. He was breathing heavily. I reached out and stroked his balls, licked the huge mushroom head. He arched his back farther. Some more thrusts, more tongue action. Soon he let out a little cry and pumped out his load.
He stood, pulled up his pants -- he was still partially aroused -- and left.
I returned to the toilet seat, flushed with erotic satisfaction. I finished my business, washed my hands, and returned to the quiet study area. Hispanic and Middle Eastern guy and the girl were still occupying their tables. Floor guy was gone.
Which of the three did I go down on? I couldn't tell by the skin color, size, shape, or any other factor.
I sat down and read my book, trying to make eye contact with one of the guys, or both.
Middle Eastern guy looked up and smiled.
That's not proof positive, of course, but...
I might have to use the restroom again on Monday.
See also: A Glory Hole at a Rest Stop in Arkansas; Tracking Down the Glory Hole Boy.
Thursday, December 17, 2015
The Glory Hole Bait and Switch at a Paris Bathhouse
Paris, June 2015
I've got nothing against small guys. I'll gladly go home with either of these two, or both:
But I hate bait-and-switch.
The Bains d'Odessa, a gay bath house in Paris, has a series of alcoves with glory holes -- holes placed in the wall at penis-height.
One guy puts his penis through the hole, and the other goes down on him, "anonymously."
Some guys like the sense of fantasy -- the penis could belong to anyone you wanted.
Others want sex without going through the trouble of cruising.
Of course, it isn't usually anonymous -- the guys will usually scope out each other before beginning.
But sometimes you are walking by, and someone has already begun, pushing his penis through the glory hole in search of a taker.
One day I was walking by and saw this staring out at me.
One of the biggest I've seen in awhile, easily a Mortadella, uncut. I estimated that the guy it was attached to was tall, tan, and hairy.
Naturally, I went for it.
After awhile, the guy began to moan and gasp. Deep voice, very sexy.
After he finished, he pulled back. I saw him put on a towel. He appeared at the entrance to the alcove, smiling.
A very attractive twink, thick brown hair, blue eyes, hairy chest. Shorter than I expected.
He drew me into a kiss, but pulled away when I tried to grope him.
"You were very good," he said in heavily accented French. His voice was higher than I expected. "My name is Ludek."
"Boomer."
"You will have dinner with me?"
We walked about five blocks to Flam's, a fast-food place that specialized in an Alsatian pizza called Flamenkueche, and talked in a melange of English, French, and German.
Ludek was originally from the Czech Republic, but he grew up in Hamburg, and now he was living in Paris, working on a graduate degree at the ECE, the engineering school.
"I don't go to the bath houses very often," he said. "I am very shy."
"I don't understand why. You are very attractive. You must be approached often."
"No, not very often, and then only by guys who are desperate."
"Just take your towel off and go naked. You are so big, you are bound to get many admirers."
He smiled coyly.
After dinner we walked through the Luxembourg Gardens and eventually made our way back to my tourist hotel in Le Marais, the gay neighborhood, where we kissed and groped for awhile, and Ludek went down on me.
Eventually we took our clothes off to climb into the bed.
He didn't have a Mortadella! It was rather small, average at best!
"Wait -- you're not the guy from the glory hole!"
"Of course not. That was my friend. I was just fondling his rear as you worked on him."
"But...but...surely you realized that I thought it was you?"
Ludek blinked, confused. "Why would you think that? I look nothing like my friend."
"But I didn't see him when he went in the alcove! Or you, either!"
"So you saw only his penis," Ludek said slowly. "But you saw all of me except for my penis. Are you disappointed?"
"No, of course not. You are very attractive. But..."
To this day I think Ludek was lying in wait on purpose, using his friend's Mortadella to his advantage, out of a misguided belief that his penis was too small.
His friend, by the way, was not really my type.
See also: The Smallest Guys on My Sausage List; the Darkroom Bait and Switch.
I've got nothing against small guys. I'll gladly go home with either of these two, or both:
But I hate bait-and-switch.
The Bains d'Odessa, a gay bath house in Paris, has a series of alcoves with glory holes -- holes placed in the wall at penis-height.
One guy puts his penis through the hole, and the other goes down on him, "anonymously."
Some guys like the sense of fantasy -- the penis could belong to anyone you wanted.
Others want sex without going through the trouble of cruising.
Of course, it isn't usually anonymous -- the guys will usually scope out each other before beginning.
But sometimes you are walking by, and someone has already begun, pushing his penis through the glory hole in search of a taker.
One day I was walking by and saw this staring out at me.
One of the biggest I've seen in awhile, easily a Mortadella, uncut. I estimated that the guy it was attached to was tall, tan, and hairy.
Naturally, I went for it.
After awhile, the guy began to moan and gasp. Deep voice, very sexy.
After he finished, he pulled back. I saw him put on a towel. He appeared at the entrance to the alcove, smiling.
A very attractive twink, thick brown hair, blue eyes, hairy chest. Shorter than I expected.
He drew me into a kiss, but pulled away when I tried to grope him.
"You were very good," he said in heavily accented French. His voice was higher than I expected. "My name is Ludek."
"Boomer."
"You will have dinner with me?"
We walked about five blocks to Flam's, a fast-food place that specialized in an Alsatian pizza called Flamenkueche, and talked in a melange of English, French, and German.
Ludek was originally from the Czech Republic, but he grew up in Hamburg, and now he was living in Paris, working on a graduate degree at the ECE, the engineering school.
"I don't go to the bath houses very often," he said. "I am very shy."
"I don't understand why. You are very attractive. You must be approached often."
"No, not very often, and then only by guys who are desperate."
"Just take your towel off and go naked. You are so big, you are bound to get many admirers."
He smiled coyly.
Eventually we took our clothes off to climb into the bed.
He didn't have a Mortadella! It was rather small, average at best!
"Wait -- you're not the guy from the glory hole!"
"Of course not. That was my friend. I was just fondling his rear as you worked on him."
"But...but...surely you realized that I thought it was you?"
Ludek blinked, confused. "Why would you think that? I look nothing like my friend."
"But I didn't see him when he went in the alcove! Or you, either!"
"So you saw only his penis," Ludek said slowly. "But you saw all of me except for my penis. Are you disappointed?"
"No, of course not. You are very attractive. But..."
To this day I think Ludek was lying in wait on purpose, using his friend's Mortadella to his advantage, out of a misguided belief that his penis was too small.
His friend, by the way, was not really my type.
See also: The Smallest Guys on My Sausage List; the Darkroom Bait and Switch.
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